Shindiggery 1

Revel in the insanity (copied across from my bebo)

The earth is in crisis. A whopping great missile is about to be fired from a satellite that someone put in space, and will destroy the whole world. The only people with the abort codes are Gordon Brown and his minion, Ken Livingstone. The Orpington council has decided to fight this, using state of the art technology, a hacksaw, a squirrel and a lawyer. The have decided to fire a rocket up to the Orpington satellite and use it to listen in to Gordon Brown's conversation. Unfortunately, Orpington's rocket is broken, so the local MP asks the US to borrow one of theirs. America says no. Then, a boy conveniently enough named Will remembers that he was building one in his back garden a few years ago. As far as he knows, it works. He offers it to service on the condition that he goes on the trip and gets to wear a jazzy uniform, and that there will be lots of fire. Orpington agrees, so Will is shoved on the focket with his friends Henry and Jenny...