Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Shindiggery 3

It was a chavvy alien who appeared to called Vinny! "alien creature detected." said the alien creature detector siren.
"The alien creature detector siren is going off!" shouted Henry
"Jenny, the alien creature detector siren is going off!" shouted will
"This is mission control" said Betty "I'm detecting the alien creature detector siren going off." There was a whoosh from the radio "Betty, I think were losing you!" called Will
"No, its not that, signals are at 100%" replied Betty.
"Where are you?"
"By the side of the M25, the car broke down and you went off without me. Anyway, you've left your screwdriver and I was going to bring it to you, but I'm sure you have one. oh,crike."
"We need to get to the satellite to listen in to Gordon's conversation and find out the abort code. Without that screwdriver, we'll never fix it." Said Henry.
"Why, is it broken?" asked Jenny.
"Yes."
"uuggghhh.... Can I come in please, I'm outside of your 'spacecraft'" came Vinnie's voice
"Why should we let you in?"
"Because I have these!" It was a set of screwdrivers, containing the exact same one we needed."I just popped down Tesco 'spress 'n Grabbed em innit."
"Shut up." said Henry, and electrocuted the strange creature using the handy tazer Will had built into the windscreen wiper. Due to an incident in France involving an onion, a dog and a rather small desk lamp, the screwdriver set appeared in a puff of convenience, through a gap in the space-time continuum/plot. Read shindiggery 3 and a half to find out about this incident.

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