Shindiggery 4

"Prepare to dock with the satellite" came Betty's voice.Henry took the controls. He expertly manouvered the spacecraft into the docking station, until Jenny spat some chewing gum at him and he lost his aim. Apparently, cillit bang, chewing gum and saliva cause a small electronic storm within one's brain, causing them to spit chewing gum at people. Henry tried again. It worked.

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As the three entered that space station, they noticed how white it was. very white. Imagine paris hilton's teeth, then make them whiter, then shine a white laser in your eyes. that white.Will ran towards the control panel, holding the srewdriver. As he opened the fuse box, he removed the penis-shaped screwdriver from the set and prepared to fix the satellite. Then he fixed it. He hit the box again and again with the "dick-driver" as Jenny had named it. There was a hum. The space station was alive. Suddenly, a strange figure appeared around the corner. It was a resusitation (spelling?) dummy, called anamatronic anne! "Every day, a person is brought back to life through mouth to mouth" said Anne "And I'm bloody well getting bored of it. I want to die!" So Henry wheeled her into the airlock and opened it. She died.